OUT WITH THE MIAMI DOLPHINS! IN WITH THE CALIENTE!!!
With a better winning percentage than the Dolphins, the Lingerie Football League’s Caliente are 2-1 and just opened a 49-7 can of very fine whup-ass on the NY Majesty; these must-see highlights include punishing hits, precious little clothing, suspension-drawing punches, players leaping into the crowd, fat dude-fans in painted-on lingerie, and the NY coach screaming at his team for lack of balls.